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Old December 2nd, 2008, 07:31 AM
82-year-old man takes Viagra, scares his wife so much she called the police

You just can't make this stuff up!

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Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."
Death from "so much love"?!?
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Old December 2nd, 2008, 10:18 AM
Hell, that's how I'd like to die!
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Old December 2nd, 2008, 10:57 AM
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Hell, that's how I'd like to die!

With an 82 year old, viagra pumped up boner?


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Old December 2nd, 2008, 11:01 AM
To be 82 and die having sex with a 69yo!
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Old December 2nd, 2008, 11:03 AM
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To be 82 and die having sex with a 69yo!
Next time specify! You should of seen that one coming surely now.


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Old December 2nd, 2008, 11:05 AM
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Next time specify! You should of seen that one coming surely now.

If I wanna die being boned by an 82yo, what would you have to say about it anyway??? My beef-jerky and candy-floss-pubes fetish is nobody's business but my own!!!
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Old December 2nd, 2008, 11:06 AM
lmao! Showed this topic to my friend online.

Me says:
82-year-old man takes Viagra, scares his wife so much she called the police

Friend says:
So wait, he died? >_>

Me says:
No

Me says:
but his wife thought he might so she freaked about his boner and called the police

Friend says:
>_>

Friend says:
Honey! Your pen0r is enlarging FAR to much! You might have aheart attack! *Calls police* MY HUSBAND HAS AN ERECTION!

Me says:
ITS OVER 9000

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Old December 2nd, 2008, 11:11 AM
I wonder if he took a double dosage and was "chasing" her around the house in his walker, "C'mere baby! Spread 'em wide! Open the gates for daddeh!" plodding around in his orthopedics, pitching a flannel tent.

EWEWEWEWEW
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I wonder if he took a double dosage and was "chasing" her around the house in his walker, "C'mere baby! Spread 'em wide! Open the gates for daddeh!" plodding around in his orthopedics, pitching a flannel tent.

EWEWEWEWEW
You HAD to create a visual didn't you?


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You HAD to create a visual didn't you?

Every time you see an old man from this day forward....
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Old December 2nd, 2008, 12:10 PM
Man, I came to this thread late... And that's probably a good thing.

I think reading this story gave me the same mental imagery as Zoe described... (minus the "beef-jerky and candy-floss-pubes" )
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Old December 2nd, 2008, 04:17 PM
Old people having sex?

There's a reason that Nature makes sure that a woman's cave of harmony runs short of its supply of moisture, and a man's noodle gets limp.

Stop interfering with Nature, it knows best!

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Old December 2nd, 2008, 09:52 PM
That's a great way to get out of sex. "I'm only concerned about your health!"
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Every time you see an old man from this day forward....
Aw come one D:
I live with my grandparents
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 10:00 AM
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Aw come one D:
I live with my grandparents
BWAHAHAHA!

Ever hear the bed creaking at odd hours of the night?
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