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Old December 3rd, 2008, 11:35 AM
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BWAHAHAHA!

Ever hear the bed creaking at odd hours of the night?
It's either the bed or their joints.
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Ew... Lube and arthritis cream sharing a nightstand drawer...
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Ew... Lube and arthritis cream sharing a nightstand drawer...
And worse yet, suppose they got them confused and ended up rubbing Bengay all ov---
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Did you thank me for not finishing that statement???
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Old December 3rd, 2008, 07:37 PM
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BWAHAHAHA!

Ever hear the bed creaking at odd hours of the night?
Actually yes XD
I live under their room, so I hear everything *shudder*
Also, my grandpa has trouble breathing, so he moans a lot x.x
That thought thoroughly raped my mind.

I just keep in mind that they're mid-80s and extremely conservative and hope to hell they aren't freaks in the sheets D:
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Did you thank me for not finishing that statement???
No... Mostly thanking you for a good hearty laugh... And damning you at the same time for putting that into my head. We just don't have a Damn button so couldn't press that one.

And SK... Yikes. Seems like the conservative types are always the freakiest... Something like the more conservative they appears is about equivalent to how much they are trying to compensate for how freaky they really are.

Sorry... I think we should stop torturing you on this one...
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No... Mostly thanking you for a good hearty laugh... And damning you at the same time for putting that into my head. We just don't have a Damn button so couldn't press that one.

And SK... Yikes. Seems like the conservative types are always the freakiest... Something like the more conservative they appears is about equivalent to how much they are trying to compensate for how freaky they really are.

Sorry... I think we should stop torturing you on this one...
It's not torture XD I actually find it pretty amusing for some really.. REALLY screwed up reason.
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Old December 13th, 2008, 04:16 PM
Oh my goodness.

Reading this topic gave me a REALLY bad visual.



Oh... Memories of walking in on my parents...

*shudder*
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Old December 13th, 2008, 05:22 PM
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BWAHAHAHA!

Ever hear the bed creaking at odd hours of the night?
Giggidy!

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Old December 13th, 2008, 05:56 PM
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Oh my goodness.

Reading this topic gave me a REALLY bad visual.



Oh... Memories of walking in on my parents...

*shudder*


*GASP* Have you really?! I've never met anyone who actually has! How old were you?
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Old December 14th, 2008, 01:21 AM
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*GASP* Have you really?! I've never met anyone who actually has! How old were you?
Oh god, that happened to me too .. a scene I could have lived a long healthy life without ever witnessing. I couldn't look at my parents or talk to them for a couple of weeks .. it was really awkward. They didn't see me see them though, so I guess that's a good thing .. I was around 10 yrs old.

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Old December 14th, 2008, 09:22 AM
I was 7... 9 months later, my little sister came along.
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