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Old December 23rd, 2008, 07:27 PM
Brangelina Kid Collector Plates

OK - Celebrities are sad. Whats more is the lame merch that they sell to accompany their TV appearances. Much like these.

Originally Posted by NineMSN - Celebrity FIX
The perfect Xmas gift for Brangelina fans

Christmas is a few short days away - what do you buy for the Brangelina fan who has it all? When a lock of genuine Maddox mohawk or Angelina hairbrush doesn't cut it anymore - surprise the Brangelooney in your life with some dazzling Jolie-Pitt plates.
"Each handcrafted porcelain plate in this collection is shaped in a circle to reflect their beautiful family circle of love," reads the Gallery Of The Absurd article.

"Because the Jolie-Pitt clan is more than just a family, they truly are angels sent from heaven. Honor their blessed impact on our lives and choose your favorite offspring from a wide selection of children in Brad and Angelina's enchanting rainbow family, including Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and the Holy Twins, Knox and Vivienne - with many, many more to come!"

"Display this 'Touched by a BRANGELina' collector plate collection today, give as a unique collectible Brangelooney gift, or better yet - throw them with delicious force at pictures of Jennifer 'Maniston!'"

By now you've realised these 'plates' are nothing but a (hilarious) Internet joke, but dammit, we love it.

Check out some real bizarre celeb merch in their Gallery! - Crap Celeb Merchandise
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Old December 23rd, 2008, 11:39 PM
LOL
or better yet - throw them with delicious force at pictures of Jennifer 'Maniston!'"
I love Shiloh though, She's so cute ^_^
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Bloody.

F-ing.

Creepy.

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Old December 24th, 2008, 11:32 PM
Angelina Jolie used to be so cool before she became a diaper sniffer.

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Old December 26th, 2008, 12:59 AM
I..don't know why my post was removed but seriously like I said before, Who on here really cares about plates with her kids' face on them?
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