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Old January 7th, 2009, 07:34 AM
Convicted thief prefers being back in jail instead of staying with his parents

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Convict prefers jail to parents

A jailbird released early with an electronic tag has begged to go back to jail - because he can't stand living with his parents.

Convicted thief Guido Beneventi, 30, had his sentence reduced on condition that he stayed at his mum and dad's home in Palermo, southern Italy.

But he said that his parents constantly lectured him about his life of crime and then began ordering him around "like a child" and telling him to clean his room.

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I'm left speechless... Maybe he was just bummed out that it wasn't as easy to get a tossed salad back at his parents house.
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Old January 7th, 2009, 11:02 AM
Chris Rock is so hilarious!!!

I can totally understand the kind of household that's so unbearable that jail is a sigh of relief. Poor guy!
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Old January 7th, 2009, 05:03 PM
Maybe his father wanted his salad tossed?

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Old January 7th, 2009, 10:04 PM
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Maybe his father wanted his salad tossed?

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And that concludes this conversation.
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Old January 8th, 2009, 12:05 AM
You know you love it. ;-)

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Old January 8th, 2009, 11:03 AM
Freud says: What have we learned about Ra's family life today?
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Old January 8th, 2009, 11:28 AM
Sweet! So is this a birthday psychoanalysis session for Ra?

*hands over the birthday hat and points to analyst's couch*
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Sweet! So is this a birthday psychoanalysis session for Ra?

*hands over the birthday hat and points to analyst's couch*
*employs Picard-esque facepalm as Ra wears birthday hat as codpiece.*
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Old January 8th, 2009, 12:26 PM
Are you two done having fun at my expense yet? :P

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Old January 8th, 2009, 12:29 PM
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Are you two done having fun at my expense yet? :P

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Oh, the fun has barely started. The day is young, my friend! We still have your birthday spankings to sort out.
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Old January 8th, 2009, 12:31 PM
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Oh, the fun has barely started. The day is young, my friend! We still have your birthday spankings to sort out.
Oh my! I've been a very naughty boy!

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Oh my! I've been a very naughty boy!

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That's right! Every prime numbered birthday gets double spankings and barbecue sauce.
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Old January 8th, 2009, 12:54 PM
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Are you two done having fun at my expense yet? :P

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Now really... Did you really type that question without knowing the answer?
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Old January 8th, 2009, 05:20 PM
Zoe uhm, here are those *ahem* penile preforated pasties you ordered? *awkward face* Who's the lucky man?

And also, as a special birthday suprise, I invited everyones favourite, the life of the party. Dr. Phil. He's outside.

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