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Old January 8th, 2009, 05:07 PM
Holy christianity! Maddona's new toy boy is jesus

Any news article that mentions Maddona and jesus. Man I'm there.

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Holy Christianity: Madonna's new toy boy is named Jesus

Forget A-Rod - apparently Madonna is currently gettin' nasty with this hot piece!
While visiting Brazil as part of her Sticky and Sweet world tour, the newly-single Madge did a photoshoot for W magazine featuring a spunky young model named Jesus Luz (above).

According to Page Six, Madonna was so impressed with his sexy ways that she asked him to join her on tour. "She was very interested in him," said their source, adding that Jesus is now in Sao Paolo with his famous new sugar momma. "He's there with her now and [photographer] Steven Klein is helping him get along with everyone."

Brazilian website Glamurama reckons that "everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards."

Madonna's publicist reckons she is "still waiting to hear about Jesus," whatever that means, and we're going wild for the Madonna/Jesus name pairing. Genius!
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For gods sake.. What's wrong with these men? They see her shaking her wrinkly *** around in a leotard and they LIKE it? That's beyond gross!!! I wish she'd just retire to a home already.
MadJesus... Hey! It's Kinda catchy!!

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NKP, just come out of the closet already.

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NKP, just come out of the closet already.

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No straight sane guy cares about stupid celebrities that will get fucked up, knocked up, and drop out of the spotlight within 5-10 years.
You, ma'am, are not straight.
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Old January 9th, 2009, 07:13 AM
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MadJesus... Hey! It's Kinda catchy!!

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MadJesus?! Love it. The name trend starts at nTT! Wooo!
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I agree with Ra.
No straight sane guy cares about stupid celebrities that will get fucked up, knocked up, and drop out of the spotlight within 5-10 years.
You, ma'am, are not straight.
Why you have to spread your absurd hate around the forums I don't know. Trying to stay on topic please people?

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MadJesus?! Love it. The name trend starts at nTT! Wooo!
I wonder if that could be used as an insult on people?

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Why you have to spread your absurd hate around the forums I don't know. Trying to stay on topic please people?

Oh and in case you missed the info, it's 'Sir' thankyou very much.




I wonder if that could be used as an insult on people?

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Why you have to spread your absurd hate around the forums I don't know. Trying to stay on topic please people?

Oh and in case you missed the info, it's 'Sir' thankyou very much.




I wonder if that could be used as an insult on people?

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Hun, I'm not spreading hate. I'm spreading really really really dislike. =D
Oh, but I did stay on topic! I said something pertaining to the topic, didn't I?
And I'm sooo sooo sorry for bruising your poor little ego, but you act like a catty woman.
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Hun, I'm not spreading hate. I'm spreading really really really dislike. =D
Oh, but I did stay on topic! I said something pertaining to the topic, didn't I?
And I'm sooo sooo sorry for bruising your poor little ego, but you act like a catty woman.
Uh... Correct me if I am wrong here but wasn't that directed at NKP?
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Uh... Correct me if I am wrong here but wasn't that directed at NKP?
Yes it was. *reported*

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