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Old January 8th, 2009, 07:35 AM
Man smashes his way into adult store, has sex with blow up doll

This story has way too many funny parts to it... Read the entire story here. I am going to jump around a bit...

Man smashes into Cairns adult shop for sex with dolls

A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.
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His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.
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Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions.
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Both men said fleeting video images showed the burglar as being a tall, skinny Caucasian. He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene. ( )

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Old January 8th, 2009, 10:08 AM
Admin, I would like to know for the saftey of our community...

Were you googling 'Jungle Jane' by any chance recently Hmm?

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Old January 8th, 2009, 11:10 AM
... You know society has reached an all-time low when kidnap and rape start happening to balloons.
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Old January 8th, 2009, 11:21 AM
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Admin, I would like to know for the saftey of our community...

Were you googling 'Jungle Jane' by any chance recently Hmm?

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Well... No... But I do have to admit to searching for Jungle Jane to to try and find out what this balloon looks like.

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Old January 8th, 2009, 11:25 AM
Here you go!

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Old January 8th, 2009, 01:53 PM
I heard of this. My bus driver turned the radio on and then they were talking about criminals and told us about it. I though they said blow up dog. xD
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Old January 8th, 2009, 02:51 PM
Hey, when you gotta rape, you gotta rape .. or wait, was that "go" ? .. hmmm..

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Hey, when you gotta rape, you gotta rape .. or wait, was that "go" ? .. hmmm..

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... Is that what you do with your sex dolls?
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... Is that what you do with your sex dolls?
I have never thought of you as a sex doll!!

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Old January 8th, 2009, 03:42 PM
LOL Thanks for finding that Zoe!

Seriously though... People see a balloon like that and think "Ooh! I want to get with that one!" or wtf?! At least the Real Dolls type thing are more "realistic" than this.
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LOL Thanks for finding that Zoe!

Seriously though... People see a balloon like that and think "Ooh! I want to get with that one!" or wtf?! At least the Real Dolls type thing are more "realistic" than this.
Doesn't anyone ever get the urge to lay their party balloon they get from the happy meal box at mcdonalds parties? And the best part is, you don't have to blow it up!

No you have to get one that looks like uhm, wait no err...

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LOL Thanks for finding that Zoe!

Seriously though... People see a balloon like that and think "Ooh! I want to get with that one!" or wtf?! At least the Real Dolls type thing are more "realistic" than this.
You mean those dolls that look like real babies???
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You mean those dolls that look like real babies???
"The RealDoll is a life-size sex doll (also considered a mannequin) manufactured by Abyss Creations in San Marcos, California, and sold worldwide. It has a poseable PVC skeleton with steel joints and silicone flesh, which is arguably the state-of-the-art for life-like human body simulation."

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"The RealDoll is a life-size sex doll (also considered a mannequin) manufactured by Abyss Creations in San Marcos, California, and sold worldwide. It has a poseable PVC skeleton with steel joints and silicone flesh, which is arguably the state-of-the-art for life-like human body simulation."

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Nice. This one's pregnant in the boobs. Buy one get two free!
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Old January 8th, 2009, 09:14 PM
Okay, fascinating and all, but wouldn't that "sort" of be like Necrophilia? I mean, sort of creepy .. yah!

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