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Old January 9th, 2009, 12:37 AM
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I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to pleasure yourself in the best ways possible.
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Old January 9th, 2009, 05:25 AM


Why do her boobs remind me of plumbers crack?

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Old January 9th, 2009, 07:06 AM
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Why do her boobs remind me of plumbers crack?

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Necrophilia... Balloonophilia? Balloo...hmmm... *Runs to "The Google" to find out the proper name for having sex with a balloon*

Those are some big ol' melons for sure... Hey! Maybe this guy is a fan of the boob smasher lady!
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Old January 9th, 2009, 10:36 AM
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Okay, fascinating and all, but wouldn't that "sort" of be like Necrophilia? I mean, sort of creepy .. yah!

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It's no different than banging a drunk sorority girl. And generally speaking, drunk or sober, they're about as smart as sorority girls, too.
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Old January 9th, 2009, 10:44 AM
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It's no different than banging a drunk sorority girl. And generally speaking, drunk or sober, they're about as smart as sorority girls, too.
Now now, that's insulting the poor real-doll.

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Old January 9th, 2009, 10:48 AM
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Now now, that's insulting the poor real-doll.
I know, I was out of line. I'm sorry Jane ;_;
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Old January 9th, 2009, 12:04 PM
* looks to see if you can custom build a Real Doll with voice recordings featuring phrases such as "Like, fer sure!" and "Oh my gawd! I am so drunk!" *
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Old January 9th, 2009, 01:15 PM
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* looks to see if you can custom build a Real Doll with voice recordings featuring phrases such as "Like, fer sure!" and "Oh my gawd! I am so drunk!" *
*looks to see if there are male Real Dolls with voice recording featuring phrases such as, "I'm a level 18 Palladin with a 20 in Charisma and a +8 Quarterstaff that's so impressive, you think it's a half staff."*
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Old January 10th, 2009, 04:52 AM
I couldn't find a blow-up doll like that for you Zoe, but does he count?



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Old January 10th, 2009, 07:22 PM
It's technically not even possible to have sex with a blowup doll.
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Old January 10th, 2009, 09:37 PM
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It's technically not even possible to have sex with a blowup doll.
Pretty sure oral sex does count on it, don't it?

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Old January 12th, 2009, 10:46 AM
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I couldn't find a blow-up doll like that for you Zoe, but does he count?



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Oh my god I love him! All the mismatched patterns, the tacky flower, the outdated glasses, and that erotic "come hither" expression...
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Old January 12th, 2009, 12:17 PM
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and that erotic "come hither" expression...
Sorry hon... I think that come hither expression is directed at the stack of programming books in the corner. Ooh... C++ and C#.
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Sorry hon... I think that come hither expression is directed at the stack of programming books in the corner. Ooh... C++ and C#.
Zoe never minds a little competition! *fashions paper undies out of printouts of code* Come find the error, baby.
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Old January 12th, 2009, 06:17 PM
I knew you'd find him suitable for your tastes. I have officially started my digital pimping services, all nerds beware, I just might tag you as potential employees!

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