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Old December 23rd, 2008, 07:56 PM

Scarlett's Selling her snot for charity

Omg this is so awesome!

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scarlett's selling her snot for charity

scarlett johansson auctioned herself off on a dream date to raise money for charity earlier this year and now she's extending the generosity by selling her snotty tissue off to the highest bidder.

The actress appeared on jay leno with a bad case of the sniffles last night, explaining that she'd caught a cold from her co-star samuel l jackson while promoting their new movie spirit.

After giving her blocked nose a good blow, the prankster explained proudly, "it's not just any cold, it's sam jackson's cold. It's a celebrity cold. I feel it's valuable in some way — i think i could sell it on ebay. It's not a pleasant cold but i'm going to do it for charity."

giving the valuable kleenex one last blow before placing it in a sealable bag provided by jay, scarlett joked, "you got some lipstick and snot! We're feeding people and i'm clearing my sinuses."

there were 83 ebay bids on the tissue and it sold for $5,300.00! Can you put a price on scarlett's snot?

Check out the video of scarlett and jay...





here is the auction - http://cgi.ebay.com/own-tissue-from-...ayphotohosting
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Old December 23rd, 2008, 10:09 PM

Where's my Picard picture? Ah, here we go:



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Old December 24th, 2008, 10:49 AM

How so egotistical of her. Instead of selling something worthwhile or just making a donation, she just assumes her mucus is going to bring in enough money for charity to make her a passable philanthropist. What a bitch. And to sell herself on a dream date? I have NEVER heard any guy ever declare that they thought Scarlett was hot, EVER. And neither is her snot.
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Old December 26th, 2008, 10:06 AM

Of course. Nothing says merry Xmas like a snotty hankie.

What a sad attempt to make yourself look good.
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Old December 27th, 2008, 12:02 PM

who the fuck would wanna buy that O_o

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Old December 27th, 2008, 10:30 PM

Oh her snot is worth something but mine isn't!?!
-Takes out a mouthful of snot-
Here!Buy this mother suckers!D:<
-squishes it into some random persons mouth-
Now isn't that worth something!>:/

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Old December 28th, 2008, 03:12 AM

Glowtama, I think you thought about that just a 'tad' bit too much.

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Oh.My.Gosh o.O
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